Did you know that most octopi are nocturnal? That means they do their hunting at night.
If you're the type who likes to do the same, you couldn't go wrong by wearing these slick black octopus print men's shorts while you hit the town and enjoy yourself. Look smart and fun all at once with these Super Fit octopus shorts.
Don't miss out on the Octoparty After Dark. Get your hooks on a pair today.
FEATURES & FIT
- 8 inch inseam - Tailored, slim fit designed to call attention to the bits that you want to call attention to - Fun colorful baby octopus print pocket lining - Two side pockets - Two back pockets - Zipper fly with button closure - And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!
Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane - for a tad of stretch and added comfort Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
We ship from a little place called Hong Kong via the Hongkong Post with Express Shipping. All packages are trackable and generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days!
*** COVID-19 Update: We still ship worldwide with tracking [except to Canada and Italy]. Packages ship with tracking but may take up to 10 - 25 days to arrive. Thank you for your patience and understanding! ***
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship worldwide, except for Mexico, Brazil and South Africa. For delivery to the International Space Station, an additional fee will be charged.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping to Hong Kong is free! For all other countries we charge a flat rate of $7.99. On orders over $75 USD we offer FREE shipping worldwide!
Shipping is automatically calculated and deducted at checkout, no coupon codes are necessary
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO RECEIVE MY PACKAGE?
Please allow 2-3 business days for us to process your order. Once shipped orders generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days (excluding any delays caused by natural disasters, customs inspections, raptures, or kaiju attacks):
Hong Kong: 2-3 days Asia: 5 to 8 business days Everywhere else: 5 to 14 business days
*** COVID-19 Update: We still ship worldwide with tracking [except to Canada and Italy]. Packages ship with tracking but may take up to 10 - 25 days to arrive.***
HOW DO I TRACK MY ORDER?
To track your order simply enter your tracking number here! Your tracking number can be found in your shipment confirmation email. If you can't find it just send us a message and we'll get back to you ASAP! Don't worry, we've got you!
IF YOU COULD DELIVER TO ME DIRECTLY, WHAT VEHICLE WOULD YOU USE?
We’d have to go with a 1975 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Limited Edition (You know, the one with the Cartier clock in the dash). Of course, it would have to have a license plate that read ‘STR8PMPN’, a monkey butler, and be converted into an electric car.
Hey, we’re real people here. And we will try our very best to make sure you get the clothes that you’re looking for. Feel free to reach out to us no matter what issue you may have with your order!
WHAT'S ROCK ATOLL'S RETURN POLICY?
New, unworn items with original tags intact can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery (excluding items purchased on clearance). Simply mail the item(s) back to the return address listed on the shipping label, and we’ll either refund or exchange it for you depending on your preference. Any freebies that accompanied your purchase must also be returned in order to receive a refund.
Please note that return shipping costs are your own responsibility, and original shipping costs are non-refundable. Regarding exchanges, orders originally receiving free shipping will again receive free shipping for exchanged items.
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR UNDELIVERED PACKAGES IF:
The package does not arrive due to a wrong or insufficient address provided at checkout. Please double check to make sure your shipping address is correct before confirming your order, or contact us immediately if you need to change or update your shipping address. Any other questions? Contact us!