Fast Shipping

WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?

We ship from a little place called Hong Kong via the Hongkong Post with Express Shipping.

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?

We ship worldwide, except for Mexico, Brazil and South Africa. For delivery to the International Space Station, an additional fee will be charged.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

We ship internationally at a flat rate of $11.99 to most countries! Tracking available on all packages.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO RECEIVE MY PACKAGE?

Please allow 2-3 business days for us to process your order. Once shipped orders generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days (excluding any delays caused by natural disasters, customs inspections, raptures, or kaiju attacks):

Hong Kong: 2-3 days
Asia: 5 to 8 business days
Everywhere else: 5 to 14 business days

IMPORTANT INFO FOR BUYERS FROM THE USA:

Please note that you are responsible for paying any customs and tariff fees from your country. If a package is returned to us due to your refusal to pay such fees, the shipping costs will not be refunded and a 15% restocking fee will be deducted before we issue a refund.

 

Update JAN 2026:

Unfortunately the postal service does not accept any packages that contain items, only documents so we will continue to suspend shipping to the USA for the time being. Please check back for updates!

HOW DO I TRACK MY ORDER?

To track your order simply enter your tracking number here!
Your tracking number can be found in your shipment confirmation email. If you can't find it just send us a message and we'll get back to you ASAP! Don't worry, we've got you!

IF YOU COULD DELIVER TO ME DIRECTLY, WHAT VEHICLE WOULD YOU USE?

We’d have to go with a 1975 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Limited Edition (You know, the one with the Cartier clock in the dash). Of course, it would have to have a license plate that read ‘STR8PMPN’, a monkey butler, and be converted into an electric car.