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Fast Shipping

Where do you ship from?

We ship from a little place called Hong Kong via the Hong Kong Post with Express Shipping. All packages are trackable and generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days!

Where do you ship to?

We ship worldwide, except for Mexico, Brazil and South Africa. For delivery to the International Space Station, an additional fee will be charged.

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping to Hong Kong is free! For all other countries we charge a flat rate of $7.99.

On orders over $75 USD we offer FREE shipping worldwide!

Shipping is automatically calculated and deducted at checkout, no coupon codes are necessary

How long will it take to receive my purchase?

Please allow 2-3 business days for us to process your order. Once shipped orders generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days (excluding any delays caused by natural disasters, customs inspections, raptures, or kaiju attacks):

Hong Kong: 2-3 days
Asia: 5 to 8 business days
Everywhere else: 5 to 14 business days

How do I track my order?

To track your order, you can enter your tracking number here! You can also track your order using the direct link in your shipping confirmation email.

If you could deliver to me directly, what vehicle would you use?

We’d have to go with a 1975 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Limited Edition (You know, the one with the Cartier clock in the dash). Of course, it would have to have a license plate that read ‘STR8PMPN’, a monkey butler, and be converted into an electric car.

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