GOON BOTTOMS
Regular price $17.50 USDWelcome to the rink, population you. You’ve probably always wanted to be a hockey goon, and who can blame you?
The rink is cold, unforgiving and perfect for an awesome winter icon like yourself. Stop hiding behind the net like you’re not one of the greatest of all time.
You’re rough, tumble and amazing. These absurdly, outrageously slick pajama bottoms are perfect to keep you warm when you’re not on the ice absolutely crushing it...or just for lounging around the house while you regale your family and friends with your legendary trick shots.
FEATURES & FIT
- Regular Fit designed for everyday comfort
- Roomy, Soft and Comfortable for Lounging and Sleeping in
- Drawstring and on-seam side pockets to keep your hands nice and warm
- Warm & cozy fleece, perfect for a good nights sleep
- The elastic waistband ensures a nice snug fit without being too uncomfortable and the drawstrings allow for a more personalized fit that's just right for you.
- Patterned Design with hokey all over print on white
| SIZE | WAIST (inches) |
| Small | 29-33 |
| Medium | 32-35 |
| Large | 35-37 |
| X-Large | 37-39 |
| XX-Large | 40-44 |
Fabric: 100% Cotton
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
We ship from a little place called Hong Kong via the Hongkong Post with Express Shipping. All packages are trackable and generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days!
*** COVID-19 Update: We still ship worldwide with tracking [except to Canada and Italy]. Packages ship with tracking but may take up to 10 - 25 days to arrive. Thank you for your patience and understanding! ***
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship worldwide, except for Mexico, Brazil and South Africa. For delivery to the International Space Station, an additional fee will be charged.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping to Hong Kong is free! For all other countries we charge a flat rate of $7.99.
On orders over $75 USD we offer FREE shipping worldwide!
Shipping is automatically calculated and deducted at checkout, no coupon codes are necessary
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO RECEIVE MY PACKAGE?
Please allow 2-3 business days for us to process your order. Once shipped orders generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days (excluding any delays caused by natural disasters, customs inspections, raptures, or kaiju attacks):
Hong Kong: 2-3 days
Asia: 5 to 8 business days
Everywhere else: 5 to 14 business days
*** COVID-19 Update: We still ship worldwide with tracking [except to Canada and Italy]. Packages ship with tracking but may take up to 10 - 25 days to arrive.***
HOW DO I TRACK MY ORDER?
To track your order simply enter your tracking number here!
Your tracking number can be found in your shipment confirmation email. If you can't find it just send us a message and we'll get back to you ASAP! Don't worry, we've got you!
IF YOU COULD DELIVER TO ME DIRECTLY, WHAT VEHICLE WOULD YOU USE?
We’d have to go with a 1975 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Limited Edition (You know, the one with the Cartier clock in the dash). Of course, it would have to have a license plate that read ‘STR8PMPN’, a monkey butler, and be converted into an electric car.
Hey, we’re real people here. And we will try our very best to make sure you get the clothes that you’re looking for. Feel free to reach out to us no matter what issue you may have with your order!
WHAT'S ROCK ATOLL'S RETURN POLICY?
New, unworn items with original tags intact can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery (excluding items purchased on clearance). Simply mail the item(s) back to the return address listed on the shipping label, and we’ll either refund or exchange it for you depending on your preference. Any freebies that accompanied your purchase must also be returned in order to receive a refund.
Please note that return shipping costs are your own responsibility, and original shipping costs are non-refundable.
Regarding exchanges, orders originally receiving free shipping will again receive free shipping for exchanged items.
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR UNDELIVERED PACKAGES IF:
The package does not arrive due to a wrong or insufficient address provided at checkout. Please double check to make sure your shipping address is correct before confirming your order, or contact us immediately if you need to change or update your shipping address.
Any other questions? Contact us!