FEEL THE BERNARD
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*** SIZE RUNS LARGE, Please refer to actual size below***
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
We ship from a little place called Hong Kong via the Hong Kong Post with Express Shipping. All packages are trackable and generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days!
*** COVID-19 Update: We still ship worldwide with tracking [except to Canada]. Packages ship with tracking and generally take 10 - 20 days to arrive. Shipping costs are $7.99 per order, free shipping has been suspended due to an increase in shipping cost during this difficult time.
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship worldwide, except for Mexico, Brazil and South Africa. For delivery to the International Space Station, an additional fee will be charged.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping to Hong Kong is free! For all other countries we charge a flat rate of $7.99.
On orders over $75 USD we offer FREE shipping worldwide!
Shipping is automatically calculated and deducted at checkout, no coupon codes are necessary
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO RECEIVE MY PACKAGE?
Please allow 2-3 business days for us to process your order. Once shipped orders generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days (excluding any delays caused by natural disasters, customs inspections, raptures, or kaiju attacks):
Hong Kong: 2-3 days
Asia: 5 to 8 business days
Everywhere else: 5 to 14 business days
HOW DO I TRACK MY ORDER?
IF YOU COULD DELIVER TO ME DIRECTLY, WHAT VEHICLE WOULD YOU USE?
We’d have to go with a 1975 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Limited Edition (You know, the one with the Cartier clock in the dash). Of course, it would have to have a license plate that read ‘STR8PMPN’, a monkey butler, and be converted into an electric car.
He may not look like much as you seem him on these boxers, but the Saint Bernard depicted on these comfortable cotton men’s boxer shorts is actually an action packed dynamo of a dog. The thing is, you’d have to put on a pair of these energizing yet cool boxer shorts to feel the exhilaration. It’s just kind of hard to describe.
Well, even if that doesn’t end up being the case for you, at least you’ll still have a funny pair of St Bernard boxers that can give you a bit of a pick you up when you’re feeling like this dog looks in the morning.
Pick yourself up by your own bootstraps by putting a pair of these men’s dog boxer shorts in your cart today.
FEATURES & FIT
- CLASSIC AMERICAN SIZING:
3 inch inseam. Waist/Hips: (S) 27-30 inches (M) 30-33 inches (L) 32-35 inches (XL) 35-38 inches (XXL) 39-42 inches
- Relaxed loose fit designed for everyday comfort
- Elastic Waist
- Flap with button on front
- Cute St. Bernard Dog All Over Print Boxers in Blue
Fabric: 100% Poplin
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Item arrived prompty and in proper condition. Loved the tracking update.